oomshi:

please watch your fucking language

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pleatedjeans:

mr. lovenstein
missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

waywardcastiel:

i hate it when you’re walking along and you suddenly become really self-conscious about the way you are walking so you concentrate on walking normally and just end up like

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  • Person: I like your name
  • Me: Thanks, I got it for my birthday

dutchster:

drunktrophywife:

nipsynips:

so I just opened my dryer for the first time since Hurricane Sandy hit

and this came out
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okay

Hurricane sang was years ago that fish would’ve been decomposed by now. Try again!!!!!

you could say this post seems a little… fishy

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redlark:

There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped
vegan-yums:

bean and zucchini burgers
humorking:

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

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peach94:

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

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